The Lightphone 3 and what it feels like leaving it all behind us

Navin R. Johnson:

Well we’m gonna go then! And we don’t need any of this. We don’t need this stuff, and we don’t need you. We don’t need anything. Except this.

[picks up a GPS app]

And that’s the only thing we need is this. We don’t need this or this. Just this GPS app… And this music app. — The GPS app and the music app and that’s all we need… And this podcast app. — The GPS app, the music app, and the podcast app, and that’s all we need… And these ear buds. — The GPS app, and these ear buds, and the podcast app, and the music app… And this notes app. — The GPS app, this music app, and the podcast app, and the notes app, and that’s all we need. And that’s all we need too. We don’t need one other thing, not one… we need this. — The music app and the hotspot, and the podcast app, and the ear buds for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think we’m some kind of a jerk or something! — And this. That’s all we need.

[walking outside]

The GPS app, the podcast app, the music app, and this stock market investing app, and the hotspot.

[outside now]

And we don’t need one other thing, except our dog.

[Shithead growls at him]

We don’t need our dog.